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DIY Dick Bics

DIY Dick Bics – It’s go time!

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That’s right! The long awaited and much anticipated DIY Dick Bic boxes have officially launched and I am so excited to see them heading out into the wild so that you can create your own wonderful peeny chums.

Why DIY?
If you are looking for a unique, creative and fun activity that the whole crew will enjoy, look no further! Not only will it keep you entertained for a few hours, you will emerge with a pile of tasty treats to add to an afternoon tea, gobble up straight away or take home to dunk in your cuppa the morning after. A proven hangover cure!

No special equipment (or skill) is required, just add water to the icing sugar and dish out the biscuits and you are ready to go!

What is included?

Biscuits – You will receive at least two peen biscuits each and some bonus sperms! Biscuits will be a mix of vanilla and chocolate – something for everyone!

Icing – Icing is bagged up and ready coloured. Pour into separate bowls and add water (as per the instructions). I recommend using teaspoons to ice your biscuits, but if you fancy getting professional, you will be supplied with piping bags too!

Sprinkles – The best bit! A variety of sprinkles will be supplied, including the all important eyeballs!

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When should I order?

As always, sooner rather than later! But these can be turned around and posted out to you within a couple of days if you are a last minute Larry. I aim to post out to you a few days ahead of your event, so that you can double check your biscuits have arrived intact – any major dick-capitations can be replaced if this is the case!

You can set your preferred delivery date at checkout, so as soon as you know numbers, get your order in!

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Which option should I choose?

Your peens will be sent first class Royal Mail as standard, however, if you are ordering last minute for the six box or ten box, or you want guaranteed delivery for a specific date, please choose special delivery.