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The gift you never knew you needed! Five peens (and a dead sperm) depict the vasectomy journey, proven* to help in recovery and a successful snip!



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Your peens will be sent first class Royal Mail as standard, however, if you are ordering last minute for the six box or ten box, or you want guaranteed delivery for a specific date, please choose special delivery.