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Your words on a wang!

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Your words on a wang!

Pop a personalised peen in the post with your very own message in alphabet sprinkles! Wish someone ‘Happy Birthday’, ‘I hope your dick falls off’ or just say ‘Hello’! Peens are letterbox friendly and will be posted 1st class.

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Your peens will be sent first class Royal Mail as standard, however, if you are ordering last minute for the six box or ten box, or you want guaranteed delivery for a specific date, please choose special delivery.